"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."
Envy-inducing Foodie Pillows
Add some flavor to their home decor with our foodie pillows. These charming, witty designs bring comfort and personality, making their space as inviting as their irresistible appetite.
"Stephen and I are today's special."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"This is our soft opening."
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
The Witches Discover The Wok
Kiddies Menu for Witches
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."
'Hard to follow...'
'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'
"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."
'If you order...You can digest it in...'
Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach
"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"
Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
Vegetables VS Junk Food.
"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"
"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"
Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."
It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.
Empty landscape containing food and stationery.
'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'
'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'
'The stuff legends are made of'
'And stir to a smooth consistency.'
'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'
"All I've got left is smoked."
"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."
Envy-inducing Foodie Pillows Collection
Envy-inducing Foodie Mugs
Looking for more foodie fun? Explore our collection of witty mugs celebrating culinary passion and enviously delicious tastes.
Envy-inducing Foodie Prints
Brighten up their walls with our witty foodie prints—perfect for the kitchen or dining area, and sure to stir a little envy among friends.
Envy-inducing Foodie T-Shirts
Find the perfect foodie attire! Our t-shirts feature clever designs that showcase their love of cuisine and playful personality.