Environmentally-conscious Sibling Pillows

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

"One day my son all of this will be yours."

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Children's Books for the New Era

'I though you were on the pill!'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."

"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."

'He has all of his fingers and toes and, so far...no carbon footprint.'

"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. To save the planet she just had two."

'It's her ecological footprint.'

"Okay, okay, just calm down. Take a deep breath and tell mommy who told you about global warming?"

Teach your children environmental awareness!

Children's Books for the New Era

'Mom, as an environmentally aware teenager, I don't eat meat anymore. From now on, I'll eat green jelly beans only.'

A note from Harper's cat