Environmental Ethics Enthusiast Mugs

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

Climate Change

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Moulting"