Eco-minded Enthusiast Mugs

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Honest Vending

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Eco Princess

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!