Environmental Engineer Mugs

'#%@*! Fracking!'

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

Fuel cell and the parking problem.

Pipeline bends around a bear.

'Well, I suppose this means we should invest more in solar!'

Solar Power.

"What happens if there's no wind?" "That's where the fan comes in."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Water power.

"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

'Yes we made mistakes in the past, but it's all water over the bridge now'

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

John wondered if being carbon neutral was such a good idea...

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

I thought you ordered the barrels.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Water Desalination Plant.

Two Men and a Truck Full of Really Toxic Stuff, Inc.

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

urban agriculture

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Asbestos Clean-up

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

AC hell

'Actually your house is the violation. This neighborhood is zoned for hazardous wastes.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'