Environmental Engineer Mugs

"He never heard the Prius coming."

'#%@*! Fracking!'

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Fuel cell and the parking problem.

"What happens if there's no wind?" "That's where the fan comes in."

Solar Power.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Pipeline bends around a bear.

'Well, I suppose this means we should invest more in solar!'

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

Water power.

"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

I thought you ordered the barrels.

'Yes we made mistakes in the past, but it's all water over the bridge now'

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

John wondered if being carbon neutral was such a good idea...

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Water Desalination Plant.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Two Men and a Truck Full of Really Toxic Stuff, Inc.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

urban agriculture

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Native American pollution control.

AC hell

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

"We'd like to name the new sewage disposal plant after you."