Environmental Defender Pillows

You don't want to believe in global warming because you don't want to invest any money in solutions. That's pathetic and cheap. But I'm not going to argue with you anymore. What I am going to do is whup your behind like I did when you were knee-high to a flea! Some forces are more powerful than fear of global warming. Time for solar panels. Hurts.

'It's better than Prozac. I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I blame global warming!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Government a la Carte

"Smokey The Tree"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Climate Crisis

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Water company bonus.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change