Environmental Defender Mugs

'It's better than Prozac. I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Smokey The Tree"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

The New Normal

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."