Environmental Conversationalist Prints

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Winter Weather.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"We've made a few changes."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Man talking to a tree.

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'I love your bangs.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

"Dang. I was hoping for oil."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

But It's Cold