Environmental Conversationalist Pillows

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Winter Weather.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"We've made a few changes."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Man talking to a tree.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'I love your bangs.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"He's being retrained."