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Titanic iceberg auction

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Invisible clothes

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"