Environment Joke Lover T-Shirts

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"No, I don't recycle."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."