Enviro-comedian Mugs

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Catch this!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Alligator Bars

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."