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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

Adam and Eve Food Truck

Warren Buffett as a child

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Chose to go it alone...please help.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'Ted prided himself on exploiting gaps in the market.'

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Corporate takeover.

We thought we'd put in the details later!

"Can Billy come out and compete in the global economy?"

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Little Oil

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'