Entrepreneurial Mindset Gifts

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Profit

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Team Leader

"All natural snow cones for sale."

6 Brothers Falafel

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Likes: $2.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Lemonade Inc.

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'