Entomophobia Explorer Gifts

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Praying mantis.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

International House of Excrement

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

When lice dream.

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

'Music hall for insects'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Paper Wasp.

Entomology Lab. I think the insect population declines we've been seeing in nature are a result of problems with their healthcare system. Podiatry and vision care are not covered services. Your plan will only pay for a one-night stay in the cocoon. The HMO says this is a workers comp issue. Insurance. Premiums are higher for ladybugs than for other bugs.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Hang on a moment! This one didn't die of natural causes! He was shot through the heart with a 0.3mm sniper's bullet!'

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

'I'll try the poop of the day.'

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'