Entomology Prints

"You slept with her, didn't you?"

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

Santapede

'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

Kamakazi Flies

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"You said your pictures were recent."

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'First of all we want to have our name changed from 'cockroach' to 'companion beetle'.' (Insect PR).

'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Contractor Ants

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

'I told you he had high blood pressure!'

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Know Your Insects at 55mph.

'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'This is my brother Dave. He's real smart - brain the size of a pea.'

Fire Ants.