Entomology Nerd Pillows

'I finally had a bowel movement today!' 'Whose was it?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Praying mantis.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bug hanging up stockings

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

International House of Excrement

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

When lice dream.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

'Sorry I'm late.'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Music hall for insects'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."