Entomology Nerd Pillows

'I finally had a bowel movement today!' 'Whose was it?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Praying mantis.

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

International House of Excrement

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

When lice dream.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'Music hall for insects'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."