Enthusiastic Leg Raiser Gifts

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Pointing.

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Karate School.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Caution: High-five area.

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. IV

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'

Pirate's beaver problems,

'What did I learn today? Not to raise your hand if you don't know the answer because that's when the teacher calls on you.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'