Enthusiastic Dog Lover Mugs

Beware - bad dog

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog