Enthusiastic Dog Lover Mugs

Beware - bad dog

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."