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Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Showbiz Awards

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Big screen TV.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

The end of election 2016