Entertainment Junkies Mugs

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'$3000 for a digital hi-def T.V., and there's still nothing on!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Big screen TV.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Spoiler alert."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

How I met your mother

Medieval headlines.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

7 More Dwarfs

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'