Entertainment In Emergencies Pillows

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

Save the bacon,

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

Emergency Marketer

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Moderately Quick Sand

'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

Man raised flag of drowning women.

"Hello, is this 999?"

"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

'Why put it off until tomorrow when it could well happen today?!'

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

Yoga accidents.

Fire Service Emergency Equipment

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."