Entertainment In Emergencies Pillows

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

I know they told me not to bark

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

Save the bacon,

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

"Let me through - I'm a data analyst!"

Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

Emergency Marketer

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Flipping the Script

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

Moderately Quick Sand

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

Man raised flag of drowning women.

"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

"Hello, is this 999?"

'Why put it off until tomorrow when it could well happen today?!'

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

Yoga accidents.

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'