Entertainment Buffs Pillows

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

' ... and the person with the most votes to do the washing up is... '

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Mikado

Big screen TV.

Cossack dancers

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Can't Touch This

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV and cleaner

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...