Entertainment Buffs Pillows

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

' ... and the person with the most votes to do the washing up is... '

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Mikado

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Reese Witherspoon

The Pink Bantha

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Big screen TV.

Can't Touch This

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Cossack dancers

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Medieval headlines.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Actor practising his indian war crys

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.