Entertainment Analyzer Mugs

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

Skeptic Tank.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Picasso'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Woke Jersey Shore

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Andrew Marr

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"Should we watch 'The Walking Dead' or C-SPAN?"

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."