Entertainment Analyzer Mugs

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

Skeptic Tank.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Picasso'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Woke Jersey Shore

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Andrew Marr

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Ricky Gervais.

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

"Should we watch 'The Walking Dead' or C-SPAN?"

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'I do great voice-overs.'