Entering The Job Market T-Shirts

'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'

'Congratulations graduates. We are here to help with your resume preparation and unemployment insurance applications.'

School Graduation: Diploma and Resume

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

The Three Wise Queens

The Rubber Ball Company

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

How are you at decision making?

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

Do you have any other skills?

Between Offices

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

In and Out Sourced.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"I don't like your application."