Entering Middle School Mugs

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

'But what is the universe for?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Don't you hate...

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Highschool sign.

"Welcome."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

The end of innocence