Entering Grad School T-Shirts

In too deep

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"We make crime pay."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

McWit Legal College

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Audience with the Parent

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.