Entering College Mugs

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'