Entering Art Collection Mugs

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wagging Dog

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Needs to get a life"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Misunderstood artist

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Slinky Cow World

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Cock A Doodle

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."