Enrolling In Fitness Classes T-Shirts

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Fitness guru.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Personal Potty Trainer

Zumba

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."