Enlightenment Chaser Prints

"...'heighted awareness' is on the next hill"

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"I'm not looking for answers - I'm seeking approval."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'The truth is, it's really the heat, not the humidity.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Dressed for Success!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

My God, I need to fart.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Showoff"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"You've been served."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'