Enlightened Soul Mugs

While I can't tell you how marc Rich got so rich, I can't tell you that money didn't necessarily make him happy

Social distancing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"Are you OK hun?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Dolores is so avant garde.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Think outside the seed.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

PastFuture.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"Why are we here?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'