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Erwin P. Litterton - The Man In The Iron Mask

Why we need poetry. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'So push has come to shove...'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Wash, Dry & Spin.

'You are all points of light in my universe.'

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

"The reason I dress like this is because I have to put up with so much bull on this job."

'Actually, sir, I wasn't speaking metaphorically in reference to the '800 pound gorilla'...'

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

I feel happy

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

'Hello, gorgeous!'

"You can cast a pall in there."

I love Wagner, Deal with it.