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Erwin P. Litterton - The Man In The Iron Mask

Why we need poetry. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'So push has come to shove...'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Wash, Dry & Spin.

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'You are all points of light in my universe.'

"The reason I dress like this is because I have to put up with so much bull on this job."

"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

'Actually, sir, I wasn't speaking metaphorically in reference to the '800 pound gorilla'...'

"You can cast a pall in there."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

'Hello, gorgeous!'

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

I feel happy