English Professor Pillows

Add a touch of literary flair with our cozy pillows designed for English professors. Perfect for their office or home, these cushions celebrate their love of language in a warm, witty way.

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'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.' mockup

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

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'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons) mockup

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

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"Oh, this old thing?"

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Robert Frost Today

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"Baldo, what are the parts of speech?" mockup

"Baldo, what are the parts of speech?"

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Oscar Wilde

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Palindrome school.

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Meanwhile, Back in a Parellel Universe. . .

Meanwhile, Back in a Parellel Universe. . . mockup

Meanwhile, Back in a Parellel Universe. . .

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"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!" mockup

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

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James Joyce

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A Puppet Named Juan

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?" mockup

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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"Welcome to the future"

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question." mockup

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!' mockup

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!' mockup

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.' mockup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

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Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference mockup

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

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"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!" mockup

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Big Bang Theory.

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'Hmph. College kids.'

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?" mockup

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

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Fear/Knowledge

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English Professor Pillows Collection

English Professor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for English professors—filled with witty quotes and literary humor that make every coffee break a moment of inspiration.

English Professor Prints

Browse our stylish prints for English professors—featuring literary quotes and clever references to bring inspiration and charm to any space.

English Professor T-Shirts

Discover our selection of T-shirts perfect for English professors—witty, stylish, and literary-inspired designs that showcase their passion for language and literature.