English Phrases Gifts

'Told you he'd never say it !'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Nuts to you, too."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

The Elephant in the Womb

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Dogs are men."

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Carpe pizza"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Sharp Eyes

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"More aphorisms, please!"