English Cuisine Mugs

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Bangers and Mash

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Sometimes Y Turn

"How's the salmon?"

The Perfect Foil

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The bagels are better in New York."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'You made me jump.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Plain English group.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'