Engine Tinkerers T-Shirts

"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Organic Soldering.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Waiting for retirement.

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.