Engine Explainer T-Shirts

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Motor-blender.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."