Engine Explainer T-Shirts

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Motor-blender.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'