Engine Buff Mugs

'We've found the problem...'

Internal Combustion.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Democracy for Hire

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

The driverless car

World Battery Change

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.