Engagement With Conservation Pillows

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

You're my Mona Lisa.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Romance

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Nature versus commerce.

Right click for yes...

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'