Engagement Satirist Prints

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

"I'll say I'm disappointed - I thought you'd arranged marriage cancelling!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

"You're the lid to my pot."

Romantic Giraffes

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

A heart shaped cake

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."