Anniversary Satirist Prints

"Is theirs a happy marriage? Well I know that on every anniversary he insists on a 2 minute silence!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Boring Board Meeting

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

'Secondhand smoke.'

California Beverages Map

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Blockhead

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Cowboy Trump

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM