Anniversary Satirist Prints

"Is theirs a happy marriage? Well I know that on every anniversary he insists on a 2 minute silence!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Boring Board Meeting

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

California Beverages Map

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Blockhead

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Capitalism

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

The Pope

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'