Anniversary Humor Fan Prints

"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

tRUMp, Pirate President

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Girl in cow onesie.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

No, I don

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'