Anniversary Humor Fan Prints

"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Girl in cow onesie.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."