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Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Romance

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Romantic Giraffes

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Cow in love'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bear Costume

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A heart shaped cake

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'