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The prying mantis,

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'Cow in love'

Romantic Giraffes

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bear Costume

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'