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'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'You lifted your head.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Various Traps.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'He did it for us.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

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"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

'I'll need four character references.'

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

Menace.

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."