Engaged Learner Mugs

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"To be or not to be."

The Russian Election.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I did it all from memory.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Education and Apprenticeships

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

The Book Club

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

"Mr. Goodrich, it's time we called each other by our first names."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Education.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

'Marriage isn't all bad, Shirley -- at least you'll be learning a trade.'

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"