Engaged Educator Prints

'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Blend Schools

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

'Did you find any clothes?'