Energy Security Buff T-Shirts

Russian Gas

'He likes to power nap.'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

The Best Defense

Aggression/Security

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"We're going to need more pets."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

Eurocopa 2016

TSA

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Huawei Five-O

Home Heating Oil

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Dept. of cyber friendship.

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'