Energy Policymakers Pillows

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

US Energy Needs.

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

US Energy Consumption

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

The oil crisis.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Bush short-term energy policy.

Earth's energy

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

Natural Gas for the EU.

"Well? I told you this would happen."

'I see you've heard the news.'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"